'Turds' Greetings card

Green turns, yellow turds, too much turd, not enough turds, blasted up the back into their hair turds. Turds

Only when you become a parent is it perfectly acceptable to chat to friends for hours about your small human’s bodily functions, AKA plop.

Square card 150mm x 150mm


Blank inside for your lovely message


Printed on heavyweight textured card made from recycled coffee cups! How cool is that :)

Includes biodegradable envelope

Comes in a compostable, biodegradable sleeve